| Dear [FIRSTNAME], Welcome to the June edition of the Work 'n' Care Newsletter. Combining work and care is a very difficult thing to do well, so this month we are looking at your workplace and how the Government, employers and even workmates can make things easier. It is vital that family considerations make it into the vocabulary of every employer in the country. So many groups are now pushing their case in the lead up to the federal election. Read about the push from the Parents, Families and Carers Party.
I hope you're staying warm in the first week of winter. Have a great month. Cheers,
Isaac Smith
Gateway Coordinator
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JUST JOKING
Two Hunters
Two hunters hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They were very lucky and managed to bag four.
As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only two moose.
The two hunters objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot four moose, and the pilot let us put them all on board, and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all four were loaded..
Unfortunately, even at full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and crashed a few minutes after takeoff.
Climbing out of the wreck, one hunter said to the other, "Any idea where we are?"
The hunter replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." ••••••• The teacher wrote on the blackboard, “I ain’t had no fun all summer.”
“Now Paul,” she said. “What shall I do to correct this?”
“Get a boy friend.” Paul replied
••••••• The economy is so bad that:If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. •••••••
Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens. "That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?" "Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis"
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A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety. | 
